Milfy City A Realistic Porn Game – Review

Hello all. Let’s call this a test as this is my first post ever. I’m not an author, but I’d really like to be one. This isn’t about me though, so let’s move on to the reason why you’re really here.

If you’re reading this I’ll assume that you’ve already played this game or at least you’ve dipped your toes in its murky waters. Without further ado, here are my thoughts after playing Milfy City.

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First of all, the creators developed great characters. In the earlier versions, like the one I’ve played for the first time, one of the tags was the usual “landlady/best friend”. I know why they do this, but patching can be annoying if your download is slow.

At any speed, it is still a feature I would have kept, as not everyone is into certain taboos. That being said, it is indeed marked in one of the tags which is fair enough for me.

In many of these games you start off as the unfortunate blank slate, that is, however, an oddly lucky bastard. I will probably call it a token hero from now on if it applies. He is, shall we say, not the best tool at the start. However, it drives the story forward, which means that you don’t get a choice regarding him.

Here you’re introduced to a school counselor who is not so professional, but more interested in something else. Let’s just say that her mind has thoughts that are a bit more extreme than what she is allowed to have near a teenage boy. I’m digressing here, because she helps the players question where they want to go with the game, who they want to pursue and why.

The game is well done regarding that, despite knowing that it would almost never happen in real life.

You’re set to work on the goals you decide on.

There’s also a mini game on the computer, the only way to get money. Last time I played I found out that you can exploit it. However you can only do that to a certain extent and it is a bit boring to keep reloading saves.  

When I played it, the game was not completely finished, it was somehow an early release. So take what I say next with a grain of salt. Or a truckload, depending on you point of view. There is a character in the pool who you can tell is meant to be Tsundere, but I find it weird when looking at the beginning of the story.

The main character already has a dispute with one particular teacher, which is one of the focal points.

He wouldn’t be kind about pursuing a student like the one in the pool, and most would simply dismiss her and leave that mess alone. Which I know isn’t what she actually wants, and realistically, I think her character would have been best implemented later in the story.

Maybe after he’d already gained some sexual confidence in his conquest, so that he wouldn’t get so angry or easily upset with her.

There’s also the best friend that’s too shy and a little too willing to unintentionally heap on your character’s issues, but of course, she just wants to jump on your pogo. Of course, she will never actually tell you that.

Even though predictable, I also found the character and the writing charming. I know that it’s a trope, but I don’t really excuse it. I give as many points for realism as I’d have to take for her not being fully implemented yet.

When I played, they only options were landlady/sister–cousin-best friend/your Nemesis the teacher/random side characters, who, again, aren’t fully implemented yet. That usually happens with game development on patreon based websites. They do need funds and time to work and I understand that. The premise is intriguing enough.

There’s no real stat growth, though the quest log leaves a bit to be desired. It actually took me a long time to figure out how to get anywhere with the teacher, and you really need to make a lot of money before you even try that.

She’ll require several very expensive items in order to do anything with her.

In the context of how you can do anything with her at all being entirely convoluted, but – somewhat – true to life. If you’re a complete asshole.

Judgements aside, she’s -of course- married and obviously she’s very sexually frustrated and more promiscuous than she’d ever admit she is. I only really began to break her down last time I played. You can, after a fair amount of work, get her to suck you in a bathroom stall or fuck her in the ass. If like me, that’s less your thing than creampies where it counts, it’s not as brilliant.

Domination isn’t only about being rough with someone or fucking them anally.

Again, I digress. The game itself has a huge potential, and I think they’ll create a harem ending if you work towards a certain goal. I also see potential in choosing specific love interests. I think that it would be amazing to see how the teacher softens at the end, after she realises how far you’ve gone, how deeply invested you are. Or maybe since you got her pregnant at the end you simply have to deal with keeping her. After a divorce, naturally.

While I favor the redemption arc myself, domination has its credits and I can see that the developers are trying to work that in with certain female characters. In the end I would keep the best friend characters as the sweet, pure ones who, with a bit of kink, can play to the lighter hearts. With them, gentle dominance should be the key. Regarding the elder hot females, like the counselor Troy, the “fuck me” teacher or the miss “I’m married, but I’m lusting after my not-quite son”, I’d enjoy the full “I own you now”.

Or, like I said, if you don’t choose the harem route, then you can work for a brighter future with the love interest of your choice. All of that would work for a “true” end. After my experience with these type of games I have to admit that it will be a long, long way to go.

I have to mention that the best friend has a girl friend and that might lead to a three-way. As usual, that can only be done by choosing your options carefully. But as far as I know that’s not really implemented. Plus, you’re not meant to focus on her.

That would be the best friend. All in all, the mechanics are set to “treat me gently” for new players.  Plus, it’s easy enough to pick up and go on without too many reloads.

The characters are very enjoyable when they’re supposed to be. I think that many players will find pleasure with them. The visuals are very well implemented and each character is appealing. There’s no uncanny valley in the mix. With the addition of a more clear quest log, which in fact is a problem in a lot of these games, Milfy City would be one of my best recommendations.

The characters were carefully thought out and clearly meant to be there. They were not created based on a simple thought like “Hey, let’s add variety”. The quality can sometimes be better, but the quantity can have perks. In this case, I’d say that quality wins.

Getting girls to like it’s not rocket since this time around. The teacher is the major obstacle. I also imagine that, when she’s done, the counselor will, as well, be harder to pursue. She would risk her job after all, so it’s only fair.

To conclude, my opinion is that the game is worth the effort. I’m sure it will be brilliant once it’s done. The worst thing about Milfy City is that it’s not done yet. I’d very much want it to be. Like right now. If I could only find a magic wand, God knows there are enough of them lying around in RPGs.