Hey Gamers, guys and gals and every other shade in between. All fifty of you I’ll never see reading, did you miss me? Maybe try removing those blindfolds. Might help with the aiming. Not everything needs to be kinked you now… not that my back in this weather might agree. Anywho, you all know the drill, and sometimes it’s all about who you’re drilling…

Number 5 is Project Hot W

It stands for Wife. Come on guys, you’re not fooling anyone. First, I’ll say this style of game isn’t specifically my cup of tea. I was willing to give it a shot for telling both sides. Except for in earlier runs, it made the male again be straight up desirous to be a cuckold. It might have played with the idea that he was not, and it was actually not a bad move to get him to play along because he was as attracted to the blonde as they want to hint the wife is becoming.

Project Hot W

Project Hot W

Whether I think that’s necessary to include or not. I will say “hotwife” does not necessarily imply “will fuck anybody.” If she has a husband, yes she can be a latent lesbian but really, how often does that happen. It is a little more common for women to be attracted to women overall. Not every cuckold story needs lesbianism. I would say it’s enough to include the blonde as bi, and give the players who want to go that route the option to see those scenes.

Project Hot W - Blog

Project Hot W – Blog

I do like that it feels like what they tried to do. I don’t like the point bar system since it effectively bars you from the bigger scenes. They might have worked out the kinks from the last time I’ve tried or added a few more. I can say the art work is hot enough to please most but the hard judges. Besides, at least this time the walkthrough’s up to date. If a bit of spice and crowbarred “adventure” is your thing; maybe you’ll give this game a shot. For me, it’s Pat Bennatar. It can hit me with the best it’s got, and it’s just another notch in a broken bed’s post.

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Number 4 in our top is Lunar’s Chosen

Lunar’s Chosen

Lunar’s Chosen

Now, for some this game could be weird.
Personally I think it’s less a dating sim than a should be harem. Last I tried it, the story was a bit wonked. The artwork is intriguing enough. I think this last update’s added some elements that make it worth checking on, and I might do a full review for it at some point. Maybe. If it can decide what it wants to be, to start.

There’s the obligatory best friend who becomes more, an oddball who might actually be more than she seems and really… that decribes about the whole rest of the cast, in fact. Guess I might just leave it at that. After all, seeing is believing, and better a blew moon, than a pair of big fuzzy blue balls.


Number 3 Starship Inanna

Since this one just got updated, I also just finished a playthrough. I will say I have a small problem not being able to pick the color of my skin in chosen gender. I don’t mind playing a black guy, even if I’m Casper’s not so distant cousin should we want to break the fourth wall for a bit (There are walls; when did we get those, who put them here anyway?) Point being, the character creation choices leave a bit to be desired.

Starship Inanna

Starship Inanna

Even in the fact I’ve played earlier versions of the game thus far, I can’t say I will do a full review. The story’s a bit bonkers, and really most of it a fair few players will ultimately skip through. I do find it fucked that a game that IS a harem game, only lets you choose an “entourage” of three characters, when it actually GETS to the harem part. I also find it screwed up that you include a gay girl on a male MC run; and a few who’d rather not be in that lifestyle at all.

There should be an “do I want to be gay” option in the character creation point, rather than just including males on a male run. Half the characters in the room when you’re choosing your “entourage” will not participate. They don’t need to be there. You do understand the whole concept of a harem; right? Which on that point, I should be able within any story based “time limit,” to spend time with all of the desired romanceable characters.

Starship Inanna Blog

Starship Inanna Blog

Not just two and then move on. I should be able to fuck more than one, on a given day. If I’ve been dating one of the alien females for at least two weeks and you press forward time, don’t you think we can skip past all the you can look but don’t touch, I’m just going to tease the holy (when are we going to-) fuck out of you. Come on. I get going slow on the “power fantasy” but that IS what a harem is. You either accept that base point, or you don’t.

Starship Inanna - AdultGamesOn

Starship Inanna – AdultGamesOn

Do not show me a cake if you don’t want me to eat it. I’d also state it’s screwed up to sterilize anyone, and/or have characters who’ve already had children, who still don’t want to bother letting the MC have the shot. Call it a pet peeve, since they’re on that road… it’s not one that can’t be fixed; so I’ll hold my breath. (See again, already got blue balls… and they’re fuzzy)


2. College Bound

First, a game that wants to be all about splitting a couple up, or potentially doing so, should just not have the “couple” at the start. Second, if it IS going to be about spliiting the couple up, the girlfriend does not need to be this level of bipolar. Schitzophrenic, or self-involved. The first time she wants to give the MC her viriginity he gets a random “emergency” call from a mutual acquaintence.

GF shuts him down for sex no matter if he does nothing, and the PLAYER isn’t really given a choice not to go. That’s not smart Devs. She can suspect, and should for a fair part of the game if the MC isn’t spending time with her; but most GF’s will not automatically think their partner is cheating, unless THEY are doing something on the side themselves. Or they are massively insecure and mentally unstable.

College Bound

College Bound

Which is really all I took from GF’s current reactions every time we talked. Guys ALSO don’t tend to like overly clingy girls. There’s a difference between possessive, seeking loyalty and outright I will never trust you and want you to not even look at anyone else. Yandere is not attractive. Ever. At all. It’s a troupe that needs to die by it’s own sword.

Honestly it’s BAD that I like Bianca more than GF, since Bianca isn’t naturally the girl you should trust WOULD be loyal to you, given how things between you start. The fact she is all about sex, and pretty much only that as an introduction. The building is just bam. Too fast to think serious is what she’s actually aiming for. Though I admit, it would be a massive and quite pleasant subversion of all my expectations if she’s the one you lock down who’s absolutely on your side; eventually get married and breed like bunnies.

I would like to be wrong, because Rainbows do happen, and GF is about the biggest storm cloud on the horizon. (Not that I ever played aiming to be loyal, because come the fuck on… there’s how many females right from the start, who all seem at least somewhat interested) The principal basically forcing you to be sexual would get her canned. You could bring her ass up on SO MANY charges. Guess what, a cellphone records, any principal worth her salt would know it, and it wouldn’t even need to be about the camera pics.

College Bound Blog

College Bound Blog

He lets it run with the vocals, and it doesn’t fucking matter if all they see is wood panels. She’s incriminated herself, and he goes to Paris gratis. Probably footed by the school district’s super intendant. Just to avoid further liability. Probably room and board paid too, in a smaller than could be settlement.

I’m just saying, I like that you try to ground it, but there ARE other ways than MC’s dick to get him out of that situation. Ways that don’t have to be a jigsaw puzzle; since he shouldn’t be written like some absolutely dense git. (He’s dense enough to impress Bianca, and I get it…) It’s good art, hot scenes and if you’d add an actual harem outcome; or even a way to diplomatically talk about the option with a GF who might just get used to it, all the better to me. Beyond that… it depends on whether you want to take the risk MC one day won’t wake up in a bathtub, missing a few key organs he might need. If his girl does find out.

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Number 1 is taken by WVM

WVM 1

WVM 1

At this point, starting to think this should just be a place holder. To me, this game is basically the gold standard for what a harem setting should be. They course corrected in listening to fan criticism and they’ve handled the story well. It makes sense, and it is about building relationships. All of them, with less visceral consequences. Dark skin, yes, and please. Thank you. Dark souls, has no power here folks. I do hope that continues.

I’ve stated what I’d hope to see in the content upcoming, and overall, the harem as stands is big enough to focus the next few updates in fleshing character/relationship developments. I’d say if you’re going to add anything else, maybe stop for girls added soon. He’s going to need an actual castle to house them all, if you don’t.

WVM 2

WVM 2

Never mind having to win the lottery, or come into some SERIOUS inheritance money to pay for all his princess’. I’m still hopeful, and waiting patiently to play a game I have to admit, I was leary of when I saw you could make the best friend trans, and that you could choose to “cheat” or pursue your friend even knowing you had a GF. I’d gotten so used to those being traps the GF’s reaction was literal gold. A god send, and so relieving.

You have no idea how much I want to thank you guys, just for that one point. Everything else you’ve done, or might do, I’m all that much more hopeful about. (No, I’m not giving up on the “so many” babies. I don’t mind if it takes a few months, or years, in updates. I promise)

WVM 3

WVM 3


Conclusion

At the end of the day, and incidentally the beginning of a whole new year to boot I thought I’d call it a night with a positive note. Hope you all had a good holiday, and maybe not too much from that ol’ cuppa cheer. Play hard, and rest well. With any fortune, merry or bright, seasons greetings to all, and on that note; good night!

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